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I definitely did not somehow lose the sling I got for my hand after wearing it for one day. And after not losing it, I certainly didn't buy a cheap crappy one at Walmart! Ick! After not buying another sling, I most definitely did not find the original sling tucked neatly under a pillow on the couch. No way!
It wasn't me who freaked out a few weeks ago thinking I was getting gingivitis! I would never run out and buy a huge bottle of mouthwash and brush my teeth like 10 times that day, before realizing I had burned my gums on a cheddar wurst the night before. I would never be that stupid!
After cutting an old pair of jeans into capris, I definitely did not use a stapler to hold the hem up! I have a nice little sewing kit, so I would never be lazy and use a stapler!
I definitely did not somehow lose the sling I got for my hand after wearing it for one day. And after not losing it, I certainly didn't buy a cheap crappy one at Walmart! Ick! After not buying another sling, I most definitely did not find the original sling tucked neatly under a pillow on the couch. No way!
It wasn't me who freaked out a few weeks ago thinking I was getting gingivitis! I would never run out and buy a huge bottle of mouthwash and brush my teeth like 10 times that day, before realizing I had burned my gums on a cheddar wurst the night before. I would never be that stupid!
After cutting an old pair of jeans into capris, I definitely did not use a stapler to hold the hem up! I have a nice little sewing kit, so I would never be lazy and use a stapler!
Yes, who staples their jeans? :) By the way, I just stumbled across your blog. I LOVE IT! :)
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